Make Monday Your Bitch
I went back and forth on this title... "How to rock your Monday"...... "Monday morning motivation"
But let's be real. Monday IS a bitch. I'm a classy broad, but I do have a wicked sense of humor and I'm slightly rough around the edges. You've probably noticed that by now. If this title offends you, sorry... but feel free to click on an ad ;)
The weekend was glorious. We took our bras off Friday night. Kicked back in some fuzzy socks and caught up on a well earned Netflix binge. Saturday was spent in the sun in the park by the fountain. On Sunday we had mimosas at brunch and enjoyed a little cat nap in the afternoon... Then Monday shows up.
Beep. Beep. BEEP. BEEP. BBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!
The alarm goes off. You realize you're restarting your week all over again. The bed is too comfy. The floor is too cold. Screw you, Monday. I don't want to get out of bed and take a shower. I want to roll over on my stomach and sleep two more hours.... but you have to show up.... always....
If Mondays were shoes they'd be Uggs. Why doesn't Monday jump off a cliff into a pit of acid?
Monday is the red-headed step child.
My weeks are Monday, Monday 2, Monday 3, Monday 4, OH MY GOD IT'S NOT MONDAY, SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS, Oh, no! It's almost Monday, Monday, Monday 2, Monday 3.....
If you're like me and have realized that you can't give up Monday for lent (or people) then this post is for you. Here are my super easy, fool proof, no caffeine needed (but strongly encouraged) tips to make Monday your bitch.